Spread Some Holiday Cheer

  1. A Recipe For Seduction (2020)
  2. Cobra (1986)
  3. The Holiday (2006)
  4. Home Alone 2 (1992)
  5. Love Actually (2003)

Bargin Bin

It's the most wonderful time of the year! And with it comes lots of holiday hangovers. So grab a little hair of the dog and snuggle up with Lifetime, Hallmark, or Netflix for a few hours. We've done all the hard work. Below you'll find a collection of rules suitable for any low budget Christmas movie. They can also be stacked on top of the rules we've made for the real movies above, if you're up for it.
  1. White collar jargon
      All of these movies hinge on the American dream: keeping a business afloat. Drink whenever they talk about "the bizz"
  2. "Christmas" is said or heard
      Call and response: gotta say "merry christmas" back
  3. Two drinks for "happy holidays"
      That's diversity!
  4. Conservative Family Values
  5. Bah Humbug
      Drink when the Grinch is introduced, or reasserts their position on the holidays
      Finish your drink when their heart grows three sizes
  6. Christmas Carols
      Drink whenever you hear cheery Christmas music
  7. Cooking/baking montage
  8. Oh the weather outside is frightful
      Drink whenever weather has a direct effect on plot
  9. Christmas Magic
      Drink twice whenever actual sorcery is involved
  10. Shoed in sad backstory
      *sad music cue*
  11. The middle class still exists
      Their target audience is lonely moms dreaming of a better life, of course they're gonna act like middle class is still achievable and attainable
  12. Shot is color coordinated
  13. The Real War On Christmas
      Kids these days don't know what real christmas is

Bonus Drinks

  1. Two drinks if a child (or animal) is the best actor in the whole movie

House Rules, New and Impoved

  1. Product Placement (meta)
      Drink whenever the fictitious brand is mentioned/seen
  2. Drink when they drink
      That's the Christmas cheer, folks!