1. Drink every time someone argues
   Twice if it's with Kevin
2. Saw: The Rule
   Drink whenever someone is caught in a trap
3. Also, Fast and Furious: The Rule
   Drink every time "Family" is mentioned
4. Concussion protocol
   Drink every time someone incurs a head injury, because they won't be able to for a while
5. Drink whenever Kevin uses the tape recorder
6. Drink every time you see pigeons
7. John Williams score demands attention

House Rules that Apply

1. Remember when Trump was just an unpleasant cameo stuck to the bottom of John Hughe's shoe?
2. ACAB
3. Product placement
4. Wealth gap
5. Never forget