Wishmaster (1997)

  1. Make a "wish"
      Hoping you wouldn't have to drink a lot for this movie? Too bad. Drink whenever they say "wish"
      And of course, double down if the monkey's paw payoff ends in a fucking sick death
  2. Everything changed when the fire nation attacked
      Hey did you read the scroll at the start? Do you know that djinn came from The Fire? Oh you did? Because you're actively watching the movie? Well you're getting a heavy handed fire motif anyway so drink every time you spot it
  3. Drink everytime the rub- I mean the fire opal is shown
  4. A real who's who of horror, this one. Drink for every cameo you can spot
  5. Drink every time they say "djinn," and try not to make the D-jango joke every time
    • I don't know what to call this? A concurrent premonition? Is she scrying on him? Whatever, just drink every time Alex does this^
  6. Zoom shots
      No, don't do shots! But do drink for ridiculous zooms
  7. Every time they insinuate Wishmaster is gay
      Two for a slur

House Rules That Apply

  1. Birdemic the rule
      Actually this movie looks fucking great so… viewer's choice
  2. Drink when they drink
  3. Product placement
      I've seen better tennis - and less obvious branding - in a tampon commercial
  4. Class divide
      I'm on team homeless guy in the war on small business owners
  5. Weird sexual tension

Bonus Drink

  1. Finish your drink WHEN (not if) someone in the group realizes Mr. Wishmaster is… kinda hot