1. Every time that guy sings
   Twice if you find your self singing along (yes, sarcastically still counts
2. Coney Island establishing shot, or it is mentioned
3. the pig is seen
4. Fish out of water gags go on too long
5. Dakota Fanning's germaphobia is mentioned
6. Every time Dakota Fanning raises or lowers her sunglasses

House Rules that Apply

1. Bechtel test is passed
   Tbh, this is pretty much the only reason I bothered typing up some rules for this movie. We very rarely get to break it out
2. Product placement