Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

  1. Pizza is seen or mentioned
      Yeah, yeah, you knew it was coming. But more importantly, can you believe the audacity to make this movie over the top "New York" only to exclusively feature Domino's?
  2. Anyone says "Splinter," "Shredder," or "Ninja"
  3. Drink whenever the bad guys bass line is heard
      And/or your reminded of the Yiga clan toughs
  4. Radical lingo, yo
      Now watch this crush
  5. Ay, we're filmin' here!
      Drink every time you're beaten over the head with NYC cliches
  6. Fortune cookie wisdom
      Master Splinter says, drink
  7. Jim Hansen masterpiece
      I can smell Splinter through the TV and I think that's beautiful
  8. Sports Center
      Casey jones uses sports lingo

Pick a Turtle

  1. Your turtle steals the scene
  2. Your turtle actually makes you laugh
  3. Your turtle behaves true to his personality

Bonus Drinks

    • Pour one out for 'em
  1. Drink when they (smoke) Kidz Bop edition

House Rules that Apply

  1. Daddy issues
  2. Birddemic