1. Wilhelm scream eat your heart out
   Drink every time Albert shrieks
2. Political dynasty name drop!
   Thinking of the bushes and the kennedys makes me wanna drink, too
3. Cheek kisses
4. “Senator Keeley” is said
5. Agador Spartacus’ full name is mentioned
6. Albert refers to himself in the third person, or as a stage name
   Twice if it's unclear if he's actually referencing a real life woman, or just putting himself in her shoes so thoroughly it changed his language pattern
7. Drink every time that shit heel kid reveals himself to be the true antagonist of this movie
8. Tour de Florida
   Drink every time a proper noun beach is mentioned

House Rules that Apply

1. Drink when they drink
2. Name of the movie
   We are counting establishing shot of the sign outside for this one
3. ACAB, reprise
   Pour one out (into your mouth) for the only movie to ever ally us with a cop against a republican senator
4. Product placement