1. Rules One: drink when they discuss the rules
2. Cuff 'em boys
   Drink whenever someone is handcuffed
3. Jazz flute
   Drink whenever the funk overtakes you
4. Mama’s boy
   Drink everytime Stallone says ‘mom’ or some variant.
5. Drink whenever Tutti tries to pimp out her son
6. Pics or it didn't happen
   Drink if Tutti breaks out the scrapbooks
7. Gun safety?
   That's it, that's the joke. Because gun safety is a joke in this movie
8. Diaper fetish
   Two drinks cause you'll need both
9. Joseph Andrew Bomowski
   Drink whenever Tutti breaks out the middle name
10. Fast and Furious: The Rule
    Drink every time someone says "family"

Bonus Drinks

1. Finish your drink for the swirley
2. You ever see Over the Top? Drink. You’ll know when
3. Two drinks for gratuitous Stallone booty

House Rules that Apply

1. ACAB
   Maybe just take a shot at the start to cover the whole movie
2. Product placement
   Spot the difference:
   
3. Cheesy oneliners
4. Weird sexual tension
5. Daddy Issues
6. Chekhov’s gun
   Yeah it’s a gun this time!
7. Name of the movie
   You can see Sly's soul leave his body, this movie is a blast