Surgeon General's Warning: these rules were enough to make two professional alcoholics regret their life choices. In retrospect, making any variation of "Mike" in The Michael Jordan Show a rule, might've been a rash decision. If you want to keep your liver, we advise nixing that rule. Or at least not doing this movie with Jimmy Buffett level drinks of paradise.

1. Newman.gif
   Competitive drink: Wayne knight call out
   First one to notice newman in the scene gives a drink
2. Any variation of Mr. Jordan's name is said
   Vaya con Dios
3. Sports Center
   Whenever someone mentions "basketball," drink
   Whenever a sport other than basketball is shown, drink
4. Players Union
   Drink anytime we catch up with Mr. Barkley and co.

Pick a Team

Monstars

1. Unsportsmanlike Conduct
   Drink any time one of the monstars roughs someone up.
   No discretion here, violence against each other is a drinkable offense too.
2. Moron Mountain
   See it, hear it, drink it
3. Any time someone says "monstars"

Tune Squad

1. Warner Bros™
   Drink whenever you see the logo
2. Fourth wall break
3. Looney toons shenanigans
4. “Toon Squad” is clearly visible

Bonus Drinks

1. Up the ante
   Finish your drink when MJ just can't resist raising the stakes in this animated children's movie
2. Inflation fetish? In your group of friends?
   Take a shot if someone has/had a Thing for Wayne Knight being Veruca Salted and thank them for sharing

House Rules that Apply

1. Product placement
2. Weird sexual vibes
   This one's for you, Lola
3. Cheesy one liners