1. Reshot Shots (no, don't do shots!)
   Funny how the visibly nonlinear filmmaking establishes a better timeline than the movie itself...
   Anyway, drink every time there's an obvious reshoot up to and including:
   • A rotating cast of no less than three discreet wigs with varying levels of curl
   • Strobe effect level lighting changes mid-scene
   • Conversations being had by people who very clearly are not in the same room
   • And Robert Z'dar's botox levels fluctuating wildly from one scene to the next
2. "Katana Gang"
3. Sidekick reaction shot
   Why give the token black character more dialogue when he's so expressive and good and staring vaguely to the left of the camera?
4. Everytime someone's head takes up the bottom 2/3rds of the frame
5. Obvious recycled porn set
6. [Music & Noise]
   Subtitles on, you able bodied freaks, and drink whenever this movie can't be dicked to describe the audio of entire two minute spans with anything more helpful than '[Music & Noise]'

Bonus Drinks

1. Drink twice when that wig is visibly yoinked right off

House Rules that Apply

1. Nudity
2. Birdemic: The Rule
   
   This is better than Nighthawks. To me.
3. ACAB
4. Drink when they drink
5. Product placement
6. Cheesy one liners