1. Whenever anyone says "Joel," or "fuck"
   That's it, that’s the plot
2. Drink whenever "the egg" is seen or mentioned
   Are they trying to say something, here in this coming of age tale, with this extremely fragile egg? Probably. Don't think about it though, just drink
3. 80's music
4. Sunglasses
5. See or hear college names
   The constant looming presence of the most important decision of this high schooler’s life makes me want to drink

House Rules that Apply

1. Nudity
2. Product placement
3. Sexual tension
4. Drink when they drink (and smoke)