- "Genovia" is mentioned
- Tea time
Drink every time tea is seen or mentioned
- Anne Hathaway, the ugly, awkward geek
Drink every time someone makes fun of Mia
This includes every time the movie itself makes fun of her by reveling in all her clumsy or gangly moments
- Mia's dead ass dad is referenced
God I love dead parents in Disney movies, the rules write themselves
- Sexual tension between Joe and the Queen
If this was supposed to be a sexless Disney movie, they should've thought twice before casting Julie Andrews and That Guy
Bonus Drinks
- this may have been an us problem but we could not for the life of us figure it out so just in case, finish your drink when you spot the color grade change? Because for real, never eat anything that's glowing like uranium no matter how rude you'll be
House Rules that Apply
- product placement