1. Cuts to surgery room, the canteen, or the swamp
2. Bechtel test, 1970s edition
   More than two nurses have more than one line
3. Injuries come in
4. Hawk and BJ are besties
5. "Meatball surgery"
6. "MASH four oh seven seven"
7. Switches between A, B, and C plot
8. Tackles social issues
9. Recurring side character
10. You get emotional

Choose your fighter (or just drink for all of them, what do I care?

Hawkeye

1. Hits on girls
2. Anti war/military speech
3. Pranks
4. Gets in trouble

BJ

1. Mentions his wife
2. Has to play dad to Korean baby
3. Receives a package

Charles

1. Is a snooty asshole
2. Mentions Boston/Mass
   Two if it's within the context of his Ivy League
3. Wealth is mentioned
4. Finish your drink if he shows his heart of gold

Potter

1. Mentions past wars/love, his wife, or his love of horses
2. Paints
3. Has to be the dad
4. Drink when Dad's mad

Klinger

1. In women's clothing
2. Brainstorms a new scheme
3. Trades
4. Ethnicity is brought up
5. On radio

Father

1. Mentions religion
2. Gets hot headed
3. Isn't fatherly
4. Is called "padre"

House Rules That Apply

1. Drink when they drink