Law and Order

  1. Dundun.mp3
      Drink to the beat
  2. Objection!
      Two if overruled
      Three if withdrawn without finishing Objection
  3. Problematic politics
      Look, it's a post 9/11 cop show. You may as well make the experience barable and drink
  4. Two drinks for bad policing
      Finish if leads to evidence are thrown out
  5. The People are flabbergasted
      But Your Honor, have you considered my feelings?
  6. Remand
      Two if met
  7. They order food/Drinks
      So you can feel like you're participating
  8. Finish drink if backstory is revealed
      It's been 15 episodes, we better check in with Jack's daughter and then just never talk about it again the rest of the season
  9. Sarcasm/attitude
      Oh, you mean cops are bastards?
  10. Joking when they shouldn't
      Oh, you mean cops are bastards?
  11. Infidelity
      I said oh, you mean-
  12. Whole drink if they lose the case
  13. OMG LOOK A BODY
      How convenient that I've found it here, in this condemned parking garage I happened to be perusing
  14. Arresting a suspect
      Cuff em boys
  15. Motion blue booklet
      I know we just opened this case but we're already getting served a motion to exclude all evidence and witnesses?
  16. Dramatic music swell
  17. Obvious Lie
      Don't need a polygraph for that one
  18. People are fucking dumb
  19. B-List Celeb Cameo
      Eh, it's a living
  20. Someone asks for a lawyer and they act like the devil himself is in the room with them
      God forbid you exercise your rights, only criminals do that