1. JCVD: the rule
   splits, high kicks, throwaway dialogue attempting to explain his accent
2. "Brother"
3. Cuts to the hospital, or it was mentioned
   This way they save money by not keeping the broher on location for longer than 15 mins
4. Montage/training scene
   two drinks if it's set to heartfelt music
5. "Muay thai"
6. Thai is spoken
   In case you forgot where this movie is set

Bonus Drinks

1. sip for every strike it takes for him to kick over that tree
2. Finish your drink for one of the greatest scenes put on film, JCVD drunk dancing

House Rules that Apply

1. product placement
2. drink when they drink
3. sexual tension
4. nudity
   honestly, JCVD ass could almost go under the JCVD cliche rules at this point
5. ACAB
6. Chekhov's drink