1. "Julie" or "Julia"
   We never quite get a payoff for the name of the movie rule, but this is nearly as good
2. New dish establishing shot
3. Different language is spoken
   Two drinks for "bon appetite" or "bonjour"
4. Hand fetish content
   Gratuitous chef hands and or eating things off fingers does make me a little thirsty, not gonna lie
5. Love Actually: the rule
   drink every time we switch between storylines
   Alternatively, The Holiday: the rule - drink every time we spend too long with the generic hot one and you miss the one with all the charisma
   Editor's note: the idea of calling not-Meryl Streep the generic hot one hurt me physically
6. Blog is seen or mentioned
   God I'm glad my blogspot was nuked
7. Every time Stanly Tucci is a short king
   Bless him for the representation

House Rules that Apply

1. Drink when they drink
2. Wealth gap
3. Product placement
4. Birdemic: the rule
5. AC(mccarthyists)AB