1. “Stanley or yelnats”
   Did you know Yelnats is just Stanley? Really makes you think eh?
2. Child abuse
   Wouldn’t be a Disney movie without it!
3. Flashback
4. Digging
5. The curse is mentioned
6. Yellow spotted lizards
7. The soundtrack rips
   Moby and Shaggy are both in a kids movie?!?
8. Zero talks
9. Zoom in shots
10. Toxic masculinity
11. Mr Sir chews up the scene
    Dudes just having a blast

Editor's Note:

My reporters in the field did not take note of the house rules that apply to this movie and I don't foresee myself watching it anytime soon to correct this oversight. Go ahead and re-acquaint yourself with the house rules and follow directions, easy peasy, I can't always spoon feed the rules to you!