1. Character dies
   Finish your drink if it's a main character
   This might be the most dangerous hospital on TV, which is really saying something
2. Establishing shot of the Space Needle of ferry
   Giving real The Room vibes with how much stock footage the use
3. Commercial music sting
4. Car crashes
5. Beeper beeps
6. Medical jargon
7. Surgery is performed
8. You are now listening to adult rock radio
   Kinda makes me miss Delilah
9. Sex is seen or talked about
   Two drinks if it's unethical
10. When the inevitable bad news breaks just in time to ruin the good mood
    No one's ever allowed to be truly happy in this show.
11. Crazy rare illness or accident
    It's still never lupus
12. Someone cries
13. Voice over
    Three drinks if by someone other than Meredith
14. When someone should be fired or in jail
    Editor's note: I've never watched this show personally, but I feel like this alone could get you there
15. Alzheimer's is mentioned
16. Finish your drink if you actually get emotional
    When the drinks are flowing you never know what can happen

House Rules that Apply

1. Drink when they drink
   Really keeping up the M.A.S.H. tradition