1. Drink for every "Justin" or "Kelly"
2. Everytime the movies reeks of the early '00s
3. When they start singing
   Twice if its a duet with our main characters, of course
4. Their job is beach
   Drink every time they just hang on the beach, doing beachy things
5. Everytime the plot gets in the way of Justin and Kelly being together
   We stole that rule from another site but it didn't pay off because there is no plot so instead, drink every time Alexa beaver dams…. Um… clam jams…. Ehh… snatch smatches… that's not a word… cunt punts? No. twat swats? Clitorference! Every time Kelly is clitorfered with by Alexa
6. Sexual harassment
7. You gotta add me to the margarita madness list!
   Drink everytime you see a drink of paradise and get a little jealous
8. Slut shaming
   Not reserved for explicit external or internal misogyny, works just as well when the movie itself dresses Kelly Clarkson two stitches short of a nun's habit while on the beach just because she's #not like other girls
9. Every time That Guy takes his tits out
10. Drnk evrtim u c a txt
11. Every time a song just sounds like another, better song

Bonus Drinks

1. The eagle has landed
   
   Drink when that dork finally gets a smooch

House Rules that Apply

1. ACAB
   Yeah, that includes Justin in his Ed Hardy security jacket
2. Is that it? That's all I wrote down… Well this is embarrassing. Usually our house rules do better than this… okay, you know what? Say what you will about this movie, but apparently it manages to avoid most shitty movie tropes. That's crazy. Girl power