1. Music gives you whiplash/doesn't match scene
   [Muffled rap music plays in the distance]
2. They say "Vanhelsing" or "Jessica"
3. Gratuitous fangs shot
   Listen they spent $30 on these things they want to get their money's worth
4. Cleavage

House Rules that Apply

1. Weird sexual tension
2. ACAB
3. cheesy one liners
4. Birddemic