1. JCVD: The rule
   Drinks for high kicks and splits
2. Car wrecks
3. Mistaken identity
4. JCVD^2
   Drink when both JCVD's are on screen
5. Pyrotechnics
6. Onscreen kill
7. every time you need to cheers the good brother's sweet fuckin outfits

Bonus Drink

1. Not quite a Republican president cameo, but drink when one of those little stinkers is mentioned, anyway

House Rules That Apply

1. product placement
2. Continuity error
3. nudity

That's all folks!