In loving memory of one of the best to ever do it, we've decided to rush out some rules for DBZA. Why not an actual Toei original, you ask? Well, 1) because we could do this faster, and 2) the only rule you need for those masterpieces is "Drink duration of power ups". Also because you should just enjoy those and not worry about drinking.
Remaining sagas will be added at a later date.
Surgeon General's warning applies!

General Series Rules

1. Mr. Popo is still a problem.
   Drink every time he's on screen cause Woof
2. Take a drink every time Goku infuriates someone with his stupidity.
   What?
   I said drink every time Goky makes someone mad with his-.
   What?
   I said dtink every-. Oh, never mind.
3. Whenever someone calls Gohan a nerd
   Two drinks if you call him one before the show does
4. Every time the Krillin Owned Count increases
   Convenient built-in drink counter!
5. Three drinks for named character deaths
   So that's six drinks plus the product placement drink for the Ricola gag when Piccolo blows a hole through Radditz and Goku both, kill me (but don't drink for it. I remain nameless)
6. Special attacks
   These all kinda sound like hipster bar cocktails anyway, so go ahead and drink
7. Reason for the season
   Drink when the Dragon Balls are seen or mentioned
8. D***k
   Fooled you, didn't I? Drink for bleeps!
9. Every time you catch yourself jamming out to the theme song
10. Goku gets deadnamed
    Drink for every "Kakarot"
11. Cannon from the Dragon Ball Extended Universe is mentioned
12. Two drinks every time a character reaches a new level of super Saiyan
    Go ahead and drink whenever Piccolo absorbs another flesh and blood body like some sort of Cronenberg wet drink too, as a treat

Saiyan Saga

1. Call and response encouraged but not required:
   • Take a drink every time Nappa says "Vegeta"
     Fun mode: drink duration
   • "Goddamnit, Nappa"
2. "Dodge"
3. King Kai tells someone to shut up
4. Finish your drink for the Yamcha Hole
   And try not to visit your own Yamcha Hole later

Namek Saga

1. Freeza gives an order, or talks someone into giving themselves and order by just being generally manipulative and gross
2. Acts of genocide or colonialism
3. Gender/sexuality "jokes"
4. "Ginyu force"
5. "I need an adult"
   Two if call and response with "I am an adult"
6. "Little Green"
7. Dragon Ball: the Musical
   Two drinks for musical numbers, which definitely includes Tokusentai
8. Space Drinks
   Drink whenever the Freeza Force puts the word "space" in front of any regular object to make it *spacey*
   Related: drink whenever we're reminded Jeice hails from *Space* Australia

Freeza Saga

Stack:

1. Whenever Freeza is legitimately intimidating. Not as part of any game, but for liquid courage
2. Space Racism
   Drink whenever Freeza calls a Saiyan a "Monkey"

Garlic Saga

1. Slut shaming. All you need.

Trunks Saga

1. Mecha Freeza malfunctions
2. "Dadd" issues rule, reprise
   Drink every time Freeza calls King Cold "Daddy"
3. Meanwhile in an alternate timeline...
   They're drinking
4. Every time you catch yourself thinking future Trunks is so cool
5. Every time TFS canges the text on the Bad Man shirt
   Two drinks for (Saiyan) pride flag if you're cool (see: queer)
6. Bulma flirts with her own son

Bonus Drinks

1. It doesn't come up enough in abrdiged to be constitute a rule, but Mr. Toriyama would have wanted us to drink every time a Saiyan is seen absolutely gnoshing down
   Yes, that does include "[Musical notes] Put dinner on [Musical notes]" because he really ate up that scene
2. Excuse me, young man!?
   Drink every time you turn into Chi-Chi and find yourself chastising that little boy for swearing
3. "[pop culture reference] has been around THAT long"
4. Whenever you spot original, undoctored audio
   Cause sometimes you just can't fuck with perfection

House Rules that Apply

1. Drink when they drink
2. Product placement
   Meta product placement Capsule Corp drinks optional
3. Class divide
   If actual royalty calling everyone around him third-rate citizens doesn't count I don't know what does
4. Daddy issues
5. Name of the (youtube series)
6. Chekhov's drink
   
   It's nice when they make it easy
7. Wilhelm scream
   Again, it's nice when they make it easy