1. The mighty quacks
   Drink every time they do their duck call
2. "Team USA" or "Iceland" is mentioned
3. Two drinks for montages
4. GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
5. "Yeehaw"
6. Drink every time you find yourself grooving to the soundtrack
7. Three drinks for the Flying V Triple Deke
8. 
   Drink every time that's just not how hockey works

Bonus Drinks

1. America, fuck yeah
   Our ACAB/Military propaganda rule can't quite be stretched far enough to cover this, but drink every time the patriotism makes you sick

House Rules that Apply

1. Meta product placement
   Look at these sellouts. Drink every time you hear from our sponsors