1. Diamonds are a girl’s best friend
   Drink any time someone says “Diamond”
2. This camera is more unstable than I am
   Drink for every shaky cam shot, if you can overcome the turbulence
3. Competitive drink: Tim Curry call out
   Get your flippers out. First person to call out Tim Curry in the scene with their best impression gives a drink
4. Thanks for coming to my Tech Talk
   “It’s a gadget, it has features”
   Bonus round: drink for all the Win95 level displays
5. Monroe is a mary sue
   Machete wielding, hippo killing john wayne? Witty, politically knowledgeable, cigarillo smoking gentleman? Drink up
6. This Is A Michael Crichton Movie ™
   are you being beat over the head by the capitalist horror of it all? Yes, always, drink.
7. Bad science
   Air pressure? I hardly know 'er!

House Rules that Apply

1. Name of the movie
2. Product placement
3. Class divide
4. ACAB
5. Weird sexual tension
   Yes I am referring to everyone in this movie shipping Dr. Elliot with Amy
6. Chekhov’s drink
7. Birdemic: the Rule
8. Cheesy one liners