1. Weird sexual tension expanded, or: Did John Waters direct this?
   Remember when people were allowed to be sexual on TV?

   Schmecks of vore? Bootlicking? Shoe fetish? Pup play? Master/servant? Primal play?

   I could go on but the point remains the same. They really did the Brothers Grimm good on this one and I love it. Drink every time a paraphilia is hinted at

2. Meta urban dictionary
   "Suck an elf," "nicey-nice," "huff puff," or any other catchy slang you find yourself repeating is said, drink
3. Akira Toriyama: the Rule
   Drink whenever wolf goes super Saiyan on some poor, unsuspecting food
4. Drink when someone makes a wish
5. Puppy play (reverse)
   Drink everytime prince calls tony his manservant
6. Magical girl transformation
   Drink every time someone is physically changed in some way
7. If you'd like to take a sip,
   Just wait 'til into rhyme they slip
8. Pocket sand!
   Drink for troll dust
9. Every time a human gives in to temptation
   Two if its Wolf who can't resist
10. Pinterest fashion board
    Drink every time you see an article of clothing you'd wear either any regular old day, or as part of a costume
    This rule is dedicated to the lady troll's shoes godDAMN

Bonus Drinks

1. Start each ep with a bang! Two drinks every time the twin towers go down

House Rules that Apply

1. Weird sexual tension
   Chug for primal play if you're weak.
2. Drink when they drink
3. Birddemic
4. Name of the (show)
5. (mommy) issues
6. Chekhov's drink